We have a winner!
Well Hot Damn! I hadn't really thought about it ahead of time, but after seeing the first ever comment on the site, courtesy of Golden Llama, I figured that such a milestone needed a prize of some sort. A prize of some GAMING sort. I've had this extra copy of UT: Game of the Year Edition sitting around for awhile, and under normal circumstances, it would make the ideal gift. In fact, I was hanging onto it just waiting for the next wedding I had to attend. However, if there's one thing I can't stress enough, it's that normal circumstances are a rare thing around here. See, I happen to know Golden Llama, and I also happen to know that he already possesses UT:GOTY. So, in the interest of maximizing the fun quotient of our Unannounced Comment Contest, I'll have to come up with something else. Stay tuned... But for the love of god - no more comments, I can't stand all the chatter around here.
I was actually curious how well the comment code worked. Seems to work fairly well (and no, almost winning a prize did not sway my opinion). Now it just needs a spell checker!